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[agoodsoul]

This is Dennis, leave a message or whatever. I'll get back to you.

Comments

[macmillan]

[ Breaking up with you in 5... ]

Some kind of... promotional thing. Or an attempt at one, he's not been known to advertise very well.

[agoodsoul]

[We're not even dating though I mean if you wanna.]

sexy twins bake pies news at 11.
dunno ithought his stuff on the network were alright

had that terrible family owned business commercials with no budget kinda feel to them
see them on youtube all the time

1/2 will joe ever send a single text again

[macmillan]

Because terrible is a word you want to come to your audience's mind when you're trying to sell your product. See?

[macmillan]

[ Wait. ]

You think Ned is sexy?

[ Careful, trick question. ]

1/2 joe plz

[agoodsoul]

terrible in a good bad way like a lot of 80s b movies

[agoodsoul]

what?
i was just saying

he looks like you okay he's good looking but idk like
youre really handsome and hes different? its not the same

[macmillan]

[ So many things to address here. Where do we begin? ]

Got it.

[ Or that. We could just say that. ]

[agoodsoul]

[Are we really going to do this.]

look i dont wanna fuck him or nothing
aint interested in the pie maker

[macmillan]

[ You hit him twice, Dennis. ]

1987.

[ The 80's weren't that bad. :(

Well, for everyone else. ]

[agoodsoul]

youre pissed i said 80s b movies were terrible
they are terrible joe

i didnt say ALL 80s movies are terrible

[macmillan]

[ He's not really going to take this argument any further because he's like 104% sure he has no legs to stand on regarding certain... things. ]

All right.

[agoodsoul]

can we not do this please

[The one or two word replies. He doesn't like this or the way it makes him feel. Like Joe is angry and he did something wrong. Okay he should have just said no Ned is gross and he has cooties, but he thought that maybe being honest was a good thing?]

[macmillan]

[ Joe is literally letting this go and not getting mad on purpose. That just involves... saying very little for a second until the urge to snap passes. ]

Do what? I said all right.

[agoodsoul]

the short answers thing
look im sorry for saying what is said i didnt think itd make you angry

it was stupid

[Tries to stomp whatever this is out before it gets worse. Probably makes it worse.]

[macmillan]

Dennis, it's fine. I'm not angry.

[ Just a tiny bit miffed but that's pretty standard anyway. ]

[agoodsoul]

its just last time this happened you know

[He was stupid and Joe came over and he cried a lot and made a huge fool of himself.]

[macmillan]

[ And Dennis begged him not to hate him for something that wasn't even his fault. ]

I know. I'm not mad.

I don't hate you.

[ I was just an idiot for like .4 seconds. ]

[agoodsoul]

[It felt like it was his fault, but maybe that's just default for him.]

i dont really think hes sexy
just you you know

[Ned is more. The cute barista at Starbucks than anything to Dennis.]

[macmillan]

:-*

[ Don't - ask where he learned that. Just accept it. ]

[agoodsoul]

[Okay that. That gets him to laugh. What the fuck is-- did Joe just text him a kiss emote.]

i take it back
did you really just kiss emote me

[macmillan]

Are you really being ungrateful right now?

[ All the cool kids are doing it. It's hip. Modern.

H e l p. ]

[agoodsoul]

[No. No it's not, Joe.]

just rather have a real kiss

[macmillan]

[ Some of them are!! ]

I might be able to do that.

[agoodsoul]

from the super sexy hot twin
think his name is macmillan

[macmillan]

I'll check his schedule, see if he's busy.