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[agoodsoul]

This is Dennis, leave a message or whatever. I'll get back to you.

Comments

[macmillan]

Dennis, it's fine. I'm not angry.

[ Just a tiny bit miffed but that's pretty standard anyway. ]

[agoodsoul]

its just last time this happened you know

[He was stupid and Joe came over and he cried a lot and made a huge fool of himself.]

[macmillan]

[ And Dennis begged him not to hate him for something that wasn't even his fault. ]

I know. I'm not mad.

I don't hate you.

[ I was just an idiot for like .4 seconds. ]

[agoodsoul]

[It felt like it was his fault, but maybe that's just default for him.]

i dont really think hes sexy
just you you know

[Ned is more. The cute barista at Starbucks than anything to Dennis.]

[macmillan]

:-*

[ Don't - ask where he learned that. Just accept it. ]

[agoodsoul]

[Okay that. That gets him to laugh. What the fuck is-- did Joe just text him a kiss emote.]

i take it back
did you really just kiss emote me

[macmillan]

Are you really being ungrateful right now?

[ All the cool kids are doing it. It's hip. Modern.

H e l p. ]

[agoodsoul]

[No. No it's not, Joe.]

just rather have a real kiss

[macmillan]

[ Some of them are!! ]

I might be able to do that.

[agoodsoul]

from the super sexy hot twin
think his name is macmillan

[macmillan]

I'll check his schedule, see if he's busy.

[agoodsoul]

thanks mate
tell him i miss him and work is fucking boring right now

[macmillan]

[ Dennis, please. ]

Need someone to set something on fire? Put a cat in a tree? Park in front of a hydrant?

1/2

[agoodsoul]

preferably not
but dont tell no one that guy macmillan he lights my pants right on fire

[agoodsoul]

figuratively
like in a sexy way

[macmillan]

Your pants pants or your trouser pants? Just for clarification.

[ Aw, he pays attention to your English lingo. ]

[agoodsoul]

[... he's a keeper ;-;]

pants pants
but i guess theyd technicallyset my trousers on fire too so

both

[macmillan]

That's assuming you're wearing any.

[agoodsoul]

are you asking for a dick pic joe

[macmillan]

I'll ask him if he is.

[agoodsoul]

cheeky wanker
you want one or not ill do it

[This is what happens when A: he hangs out with Eggsy and B: he gets really comfortable with you Joe.]

[macmillan]

Aren't you at work?

[agoodsoul]

dont worry not pulling my dick out in the middle of a fire
that a yes?

[macmillan]

I would hope not.

[ Did you not learn about what fire can do to a man's... places. ]

✓

[agoodsoul]

[He knows what it can do. It's not pretty. Or fun.

With that check mark, he has to be 100 sure okay, he'll slip out of the little rec type room the watch chills in while waiting for a call. It takes a bit, but eventually Joe gets more than just a picture.

Oh no. He gets a little recording. Dennis is clearly in a stall, dick out, standing leaned back against the door of said stall, biting his lip as he wraps his hand around his cock holding it up for Joe to get a nice look see.]

M'so bored... fucking miss you...

[His voice is hushed, he knows no one is in here, but just in case someone comes in--]