[ Not that he really cares what they watch. He wants to bring up Joe when they're watching the movie, get him all hot and bothered about threesomes and hopefully he'll have Dennis face down in his bed by the end of the night. That's the plan anyway. ]
could easily break in after hours. or fuck quietly while everyone else is busy in other areas of the station. that'd probably be hotter cuz anyone could just walk in
[ he's crazy... crazy horny ]
it's not for everyone. i've mostly done it to girls but the other day harry had me over his lap and fuuuck. hurt to sit down for days but it was so fucking worth it
the pain felt good? that seems kinda weird so your ass bruised?
[Don't knock it till you try it, Dennis. Dennis the Menace who likes it when Joe's long fingers are around his throat when they make out and touch dicks.]
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fancy some netflix and chill tonight?
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... but a movie does sound nice.]
once i get off work yeah
got any movies mind? hould i bring anything?
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you can get snacks or beer on the way if you want
was thinking fight club
[ Not that he really cares what they watch. He wants to bring up Joe when they're watching the movie, get him all hot and bothered about threesomes and hopefully he'll have Dennis face down in his bed by the end of the night. That's the plan anyway. ]
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ill pick something up
good starter to the evening
[All part of his... dastardly naughty plan.]
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we'll just hang out in my room
you can use my shower if you stink from work
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[He means that with 100 percent innocence.]
got showers at work dont gotta come over stinky
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we'll have to keep it down when we hear him come in though
[ hopefully Dennis' face will be pressed into the bed by then so he won't be making too much noise... ]
yeah but I can't join you if you shower there
[ he's kidding...
or is he ]
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he ont know im coming over then?
[He can be quite noisy, Eggsy. Muffling his voice in the bed sheets may not be enough.]
do lines like that actually work on people
[... he's considering it.]
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you'd be surprised how well lines like that work for me
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yeah well what if i dont want to wait that long to shower what if i want to right now
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sounds like you just wanna see my ass its not that pretty
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if it's anything like mine it looks its finest after it's been spanked
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no are yu crazy?
i will have to take your word cause ive never been spanked
not that way at least
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[ he's crazy... crazy horny ]
it's not for everyone. i've mostly done it to girls but the other day harry had me over his lap and fuuuck. hurt to sit down for days but it was so fucking worth it
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the pain felt good? that seems kinda weird
so your ass bruised?
[Don't knock it till you try it, Dennis. Dennis the Menace who likes it when Joe's long fingers are around his throat when they make out and touch dicks.]
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don't kink shame, dennis ]
I had a massive handprint on my arse
[ it was beautiful ]
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[He's not... shaming... just. He doesn't get it.]
lemme guess youre proud of that
how often you do that anyway?
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I took pictures for the sex album
[ he's kidding... or is he ]
whenever I've been a bad boy
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really
lemme guess thats whenever he says right?
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I'm always bad but he chooses his moments when to punish me
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you just the badest all the time bruv
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too fuckin right I am
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