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[agoodsoul]

This is Dennis, leave a message or whatever. I'll get back to you.

Comments

[agoodsoul]

he cant be staying that late we wont be too noisy will we?

[He means that with 100 percent innocence.]

got showers at work dont gotta come over stinky

[eggcel]

he'll be there pretty late, I've been distracting him from a suit that was meant to be done 2 days ago

we'll have to keep it down when we hear him come in though

[ hopefully Dennis' face will be pressed into the bed by then so he won't be making too much noise... ]

yeah but I can't join you if you shower there

[ he's kidding...

or is he ]

[agoodsoul]

slacker
he ont know im coming over then?

[He can be quite noisy, Eggsy. Muffling his voice in the bed sheets may not be enough.]

do lines like that actually work on people

[... he's considering it.]

[eggcel]

it can be a surprise

you'd be surprised how well lines like that work for me

[agoodsoul]

uh huh

yeah well what if i dont want to wait that long to shower what if i want to right now

[eggcel]

sounds like you can't wait cuz you wanna jerk off at work

[agoodsoul]

open showers not interested in giving a show
sounds like you just wanna see my ass its not that pretty

[eggcel]

you wouldn't let someone fuck you in there?

if it's anything like mine it looks its finest after it's been spanked

[agoodsoul]

[... Eggsy, why are you planting such terrible ideas in his mind.]

no are yu crazy?

i will have to take your word cause ive never been spanked
not that way at least

[eggcel]

could easily break in after hours. or fuck quietly while everyone else is busy in other areas of the station. that'd probably be hotter cuz anyone could just walk in

[ he's crazy... crazy horny ]

it's not for everyone. i've mostly done it to girls but the other day harry had me over his lap and fuuuck. hurt to sit down for days but it was so fucking worth it

[agoodsoul]

trying to stay outta trouble here

the pain felt good? that seems kinda weird
so your ass bruised?

[Don't knock it till you try it, Dennis. Dennis the Menace who likes it when Joe's long fingers are around his throat when they make out and touch dicks.]

[eggcel]

why? [ seriously, why, getting in trouble is so much fun...

don't kink shame, dennis ]

I had a massive handprint on my arse

[ it was beautiful ]

[agoodsoul]

enough of that back home

[He's not... shaming... just. He doesn't get it.]

lemme guess youre proud of that
how often you do that anyway?

[eggcel]

probably not as proud as harry was of himself

I took pictures for the sex album

[ he's kidding... or is he ]

whenever I've been a bad boy

[agoodsoul]

sex album
really

lemme guess thats whenever he says right?

[eggcel]

too dirty for your eyes

I'm always bad but he chooses his moments when to punish me

[agoodsoul]

ain't as innocent as you think

you just the badest all the time bruv

[eggcel]

too innocent to shower at my place

too fuckin right I am

[agoodsoul]

if you want me wet and naked just say so

[eggcel]

I wanna see you wet and naked

[agoodsoul]

gonna be gross dirty sweaty naked and wet shortly

[eggcel]

get your arse here before I change my mind

[agoodsoul]

you wont

[eggcel]

sounds like my cockiness is rubbing off on you...

maybe later something else of mine will be rubbing off on you too

[agoodsoul]

good thing youre cute cause that was terrible

[Is it weird to call someone who looks pretty much just like you cute? Is that being super vain? Cause he wouldn't call himself cute, but he thinks Eggsy is good looking... how does this work.]