do you know how many things could go wrong with that? i don't even want to think about all the awkward burns and flour in places it shouldn't be. and i mean that's not the ONLY reason i call you that :)
if the pie hole ever does a twin day thing again maybe you can have me an d eggsy do sexy topless pie handing out ive been working out you know might actually be worth taking my shirt off for a show now
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oh yeah? what other reasons you call me that then?
could i actually do a twin day thing without a twin? i feel like last time it worked out because of ned and that other guy advertising for it. then again, i could always have you two advertise... eggsy and easy buff (you have a new name now, mr. i've been working out)
yeah, him. mr. tall, dark, and your kind of handsome. is he a party pooper? i thought twin day was kind of fun, and i don't even have a twin.
oh my god, you're such a dork.
well, it's definitely the easy bake oven thing, but also because you're a fire fighter... fire is hot, ovens are hot. i mean that one's a stretch, but still.
i mean he's not bad-looking? but ned was kinda like a big brother to me and i feel like if i say yes that other guy was hot that it'd be like saying i like my brother which is weeeird, so. he cleans up nice? and they did look great on twin day.
you mean so hot that it hurts? wait hold on a second you know what i mean
that sounds kind of confusing. like you're dating but you're not official? or is it more of a friends with benefits kind of thing? you don't have to tell me if you don't want to, i can shut up.
all the time i mean sometimes hes more casual but still in like a dress shirt and shit hes made for clothes like that all legs and stuff
no its okay its complicated i dont really know what to call us either weve used the three little words tho but yeah just cause of this place i think the boyfriend thing aint gonna happen officially
i gotta stop being awesome i dont like hurting you
sounds like mr. gq honestly. ned was all legs too which sounds weird when i actually say that out loud (type it, whatever)
wait so you love him and he loves you, but you're not dating. i mean i guess i kind of get not wanting to get attached to someone you might not see again outside of here, but. that kind of sucks, dennis. i'm sorry.
[He almost tells her that there's someone else Joe is seeing too, but he doesn't want to give Bliss a bad picture of Joe. She wants her to like what little she's seen of him, knows of him. He doesn't really want to talk about it.]
its okay im happy i get to be with him how we are now better than nothing
okay ill half the awesome so you only gotta handle some of it
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well i mean, please wear clothes
but yes you can wear an apron
i don't call you easy bake for nothing
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you mean it aint cause i bake real easy in the sun
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i don't even want to think about all the awkward burns and flour in places it shouldn't be.
and i mean that's not the ONLY reason i call you that :)
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ive been working out you know might actually be worth taking my shirt off for a show now
[Dennis please.]
oh yeah? what other reasons you call me that then?
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i thought we went over this. easy bake oven, duh.
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you mean joe still cant believe he did it to be honest
easy buff nuh uh werent easy getting these guns love
i was trying to think of other things easy bake could stand for but yeah guess just that
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oh my god, you're such a dork.
well, it's definitely the easy bake oven thing, but also because you're a fire fighter... fire is hot, ovens are hot. i mean that one's a stretch, but still.
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just never got the inkling he was fond of the pie guy
they looked good together tho
you know it
im just an easy
bake on the eyes
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he cleans up nice? and they did look great on twin day.
you mean so hot that it hurts?
wait hold on a second
you know what i mean
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at least you kno ive got good taste tho?
are you trying to say I cause you pain from looking at me?
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are you guys like a thing?
no! i'm trying to saaaay that you... radiate? awesomeness? does that work?
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he always looks so damn good its really not fair
and were
yeah but not like officially or not like
he aint my boyfriend but
hes my boyfriend but not? idk how to describe it
im so awesome it hurts thats what you mean
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that sounds kind of confusing. like you're dating but you're not official?
or is it more of a friends with benefits kind of thing?
you don't have to tell me if you don't want to, i can shut up.
yeah, that's exactly it!
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hes made for clothes like that all legs and stuff
no its okay its complicated
i dont really know what to call us either
weve used the three little words tho but yeah just cause of this place i think the boyfriend thing aint gonna happen
officially
i gotta stop being awesome i dont like hurting you
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ned was all legs too
which sounds weird when i actually say that out loud (type it, whatever)
wait so you love him and he loves you, but you're not dating.
i mean i guess i kind of get not wanting to get attached to someone you might not see again outside of here, but.
that kind of sucks, dennis. i'm sorry.
i'm tough, i can handle it!
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theres
[He almost tells her that there's someone else Joe is seeing too, but he doesn't want to give Bliss a bad picture of Joe. She wants her to like what little she's seen of him, knows of him. He doesn't really want to talk about it.]
its okay im happy i get to be with him how we are now
better than nothing
okay ill half the awesome so you only gotta handle some of it
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well, i guess as long as you're happy, that's what's important.
i'm glad.
that's cheating! no special treatment.
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sometimes i feel like i need to get a ladder just to kiss him
too late! cause youre special
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dennis.
that's the cutest thing you've ever said.
stop it.
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how adorable.
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i dont actually need a ladder tho like
if i stand on my tip toes i can kinda almost reach
just gotta make him bend down a bit
i aint short hes just a giant ok
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seriously?
i'm gonna tease you about this forever, easy bake.
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holds your hands
thank
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