well i mean if you're pulling him down... i don't actually know what i'm talking about, i've dated like one person and that's it. wait, how old is he? he seemed like he was ned's age...ish
okay but you're literally just digging yourself deeper into this hole of cuteness. cavern of cuteness sounds better. you're like a koala in a tree, aren't you
hahaha you can't call me short if you're also a shorty!
wait a minute. wait a minute wait a minute. you're lying. i'm not judging you i swear but you're definitely lying
im just making this worse on myself but he has carried me piggy back more than once
it totally is
that's what i thought at first! then i saw his cuddlr and he had his birthday not long ago too sometimes i think im crazy cause of it but then i remember eggsy and harry and i think im ok i mean aint nothing wrong with eggsy liking harry just saying hes like lot older
guess i just figured it was a known thing i mean he dont really hide it but uh yeah i mean if you ask him you can tell him it was me who said something
i guess maybe i'll ask him if the opportunity ever comes up but i don't want to be like 'hey, so who's this harry guy' out of nowhere especially if he doesn't want to talk about it
no, i haven't. the only fancy formal clothing i own are a couple pageant dresses, and all of them have already been altered, so i don't really have any reason to go there. wait so eggsy has a thing with his boss? is that allowed?
ive not actually gone to any fancy parties in a while usually working or just not feeling like it only joe has seen me in it i mean besides eggsy and harry had to make sure it fit right once it was done
i'm not the one showing myself off in fancy, tailored clothes lookin all fine for my gentleman admirer mostly because i don't have either of those things and i also look kind of dumb in fancy clothes but still
it was a surprise didnt tell him i was getting it done he really liked it i like it a lot too and i totally dont believe that you can work a pair of skates youll work a sexy dress too well have to dress up fancy together for a party
aw, that's really cute had he never seen you in a suit before at all? i bet you looked great! believe it or not, skates are a lot easier for me than fancy dresses don't let all the pageants under my belt fool you or we could throw our own party
thank
just teasing you promise
and pretty sure im the boy toy tbh
mean considering my age compared to him and all
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i don't actually know what i'm talking about, i've dated like one person and that's it.
wait, how old is he? he seemed like he was ned's age...ish
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uh like he picks me up
wait no that sounds even dumber
fuck i am short
i cant talk much i like fucked around with one person back home but nothing serious before
and hes 38??? 39? look dont judge me okay
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you're literally just digging yourself deeper into this hole of cuteness.
cavern of cuteness sounds better.
you're like a koala in a tree, aren't you
hahaha you can't call me short if you're also a shorty!
wait a minute.
wait a minute wait a minute.
you're lying.
i'm not judging you i swear but you're definitely lying
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climbing them like a tree?
cause he's like a tree okay iits ridiculous
but im a taller shorty
aint lying fireman's honor
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you guys are cute but i definitely don't need to know about your sex life
that's not a real thing
holy shit, dennis.
he can't be almost 40.
he's too handsome to be pushing 40
he's got to be like 28, max.
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it totally is
that's what i thought at first! then i saw his cuddlr and he had his birthday not long ago too
sometimes i think im crazy cause of it but then i remember eggsy and harry and i think im ok
i mean aint nothing wrong with eggsy liking harry just saying hes like lot older
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hold on, who's harry?
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uhhhhh
he aint told you about harry? maybe you should ask him then i just figured
i thought youd have known
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i mean it's definitely not my business.
but still. hmm.
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but uh yeah i mean if you ask him you can tell him it was me who said something
dont wanna get no one in trouble
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but i don't want to be like 'hey, so who's this harry guy' out of nowhere
especially if he doesn't want to talk about it
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you ever been to the shop he works at tho? the tailor shop
harrys his boss tall real put together looking bloke like posh and shit
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the only fancy formal clothing i own are a couple pageant dresses, and all of them have already been altered, so i don't really have any reason to go there.
wait so eggsy has a thing with his boss? is that allowed?
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they measured me up for a bespoke its real fucking nice
and uh i dont think that matters here in eudio
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that's not fair!
uh, yeah, you're probably right.
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usually working or just not feeling like it
only joe has seen me in it i mean besides eggsy and harry had to make sure it fit right once it was done
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you menace.
😉👌🏻
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youre a menace
promise youll get to see it one day tho
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mostly because i don't have either of those things and i also look kind of dumb in fancy clothes but still
i better get to see it!
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i like it a lot too
and i totally dont believe that you can work a pair of skates youll work a sexy dress too
well have to dress up fancy together for a party
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had he never seen you in a suit before at all?
i bet you looked great!
believe it or not, skates are a lot easier for me than fancy dresses
don't let all the pageants under my belt fool you
or we could throw our own party
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i looked okay i guess
what fancy dress skate party?
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