according to someone on the network he spammed everyones cuddlr with a checkmark which i guess is prettynice considering
what you dont think i could hack it as bond? ill text you periodically how about that? make just so he knows you got people conversating that itll be weird if you dont reply
well it's only weird because apparently his dad god i can't believe i'm about to text these words his dad asked the network if semen in the eye causes blindness and this guy is that guy's son. so. there's that.
i definitely do not have the wrong englishman i know exactly who i'm talking to.
[ and then, later, about three minutes after dennis texts her again. ]
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which i guess is prettynice considering
what you dont think i could hack it as bond?
ill text you periodically how about that? make just so he knows you got people conversating that itll be weird if you dont reply
[He keeps the address, just in case.]
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eggsy knew his dad apparently
which is also weird and kind of sketch
oh no you could definitely hack it as bond
you've got the suave englishman thing down already
but yeah that sounds good, you're the best easy bake ♥
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me? suave? think you got the wrong englishman love
[A little later.]
you still in one piece ruthless?
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god i can't believe i'm about to text these words
his dad asked the network if semen in the eye causes blindness
and this guy is that guy's son. so. there's that.
i definitely do not have the wrong englishman i know exactly who i'm talking to.
[ and then, later, about three minutes after dennis texts her again. ]
so far so good. we're just talking.
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[... realizes the implications of that and quickly adds-]
everyone knows that
you sure cause might be english but nothing suave about me
if that guy looks at you the wrong way just tell me and ill come down and kick his bollocks in right?
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well his dad didn't know apparently.
but i feel like that's something you should maybe ask a doctor and not the entire city?? publicly??
i'm sure. you're suave because i say so and i'm usually right about most things
you're almost as bad as eggsy. he said he would break his billion dollar legs.
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yeah asking a doctor would make more sense
sounds like he just wanted to make a scene
im threatening to destroy a blokes nuts and youre calling me suave
eggsy got the right idea
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idk man but if this guy asks me anything even remotely similar
i'm out. done, gone-zo.
listen! i beat people up all the time! for sport. with consent but it's kinda the same, and i think i'm pretty fly. sometimes. so trust me.
no one's gonna break anyone's anything because i'm not having either one of you get sent home because of me, okay? okay.
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but ill be good
only cause i know youd really miss me
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i mean i'd miss you a little bit
cause finding a new mascot would suck
(just kidding i'd miss you a lot, you can't get out of this friendship that easy)
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and dont worry i aint looking to get out of this friendship ever
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mean he could make a barely passable replacement till you found someone a lot better
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at least not without telling me ahead of time.
oh god, this is not you telling me, is it?
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im like a mole a cute one
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dennis you're ridiculous
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ill take it