agoodsoul | IC Contact for eudio

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IC Contact for eudio

This is Dennis, leave a message or whatever. I'll get back to you.

well it's only weird because apparently his dad
god i can't believe i'm about to text these words
his dad asked the network if semen in the eye causes blindness
and this guy is that guy's son. so. there's that.

i definitely do not have the wrong englishman i know exactly who i'm talking to.

[ and then, later, about three minutes after dennis texts her again. ]

so far so good. we're just talking.

it dont cause blindness what the fuck

[... realizes the implications of that and quickly adds-]

everyone knows that

you sure cause might be english but nothing suave about me

if that guy looks at you the wrong way just tell me and ill come down and kick his bollocks in right?

[ dennis. dennis. please. ]

well his dad didn't know apparently.
but i feel like that's something you should maybe ask a doctor and not the entire city?? publicly??

i'm sure. you're suave because i say so and i'm usually right about most things

you're almost as bad as eggsy. he said he would break his billion dollar legs.

[He didn't dodge quick enough. Right in the eye.]

yeah asking a doctor would make more sense
sounds like he just wanted to make a scene

im threatening to destroy a blokes nuts and youre calling me suave

eggsy got the right idea

[ dennis, you poor thing. ]

idk man but if this guy asks me anything even remotely similar
i'm out. done, gone-zo.

listen! i beat people up all the time! for sport. with consent but it's kinda the same, and i think i'm pretty fly. sometimes. so trust me.

no one's gonna break anyone's anything because i'm not having either one of you get sent home because of me, okay? okay.

i know you can handle it but dont mean i dont wanna get a few kicks in
but ill be good

only cause i know youd really miss me

whoa, let's not toot your own horn here easy bake.
i mean i'd miss you a little bit
cause finding a new mascot would suck

(just kidding i'd miss you a lot, you can't get out of this friendship that easy)

sure if you kicked eggsys as enough you could shape him into a good enough replacement

and dont worry i aint looking to get out of this friendship ever